The Republic of Fake communism60 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.589 billion Fake communism60ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism60ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,391 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,221 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism60's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism60 is ranked 7,162nd in the world and 300th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,808.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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- : Fake communism60 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Fake communism60 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Stationary and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Fake communism60 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism60, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
- : Fake communism60 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism60, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism60, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism60, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism60, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Fake communism60 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
